

It's all around school that I am a lesbian.ĭashing out of the house, Jas and I almost fell into Mark, waiting by the corner. He asked what, and she said that I thought I was a lesbian. I said for her to let him down gently, so she told him that I had a personal problem. Why is he so keen on seeing me, anyway? I haven't had a chance to say more than two words before I am attacked by the whelks again. I feel like I've been attacked by whelks. I wish I'd never started this snogging business. I do not think there is any point for me to sing this novel any more praise to convince you to give it a try, rather, I will list some quotes here for you to see if Louise Rennison's humor is your cup of tea. Instead, its only aim is to provide tons of fun and the book succeeds at it every time I read it. Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging never takes itself seriously or tries to teach some kind of moral lesson. It doesn't hurt either that this first book in Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series is a winner of Printz Honor, proving that even the silliest story about make-up, boys, and snogging can be written brilliantly. Louise Rennison's books always do the trick. There are times when I just HAVE to read something to perk me up, something light and silly and mindless. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever! And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien - just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows.

Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1) I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.Ħ. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic ‘teachers’.ĥ. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.Ĥ. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.ģ. There are six things very wrong with my life:ġ. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever.

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.
